That fucking bitch.

"Merry Christmas"....

Really Britney? My cheap Jew ass bought your godamn deluxe CD version, and you can't even take the time to include those five syllables in your holiday greeting that I yearn to hear?

No, not "I love Paloma" or "Give me a BJ", but

"Happy Hannukah"

She can be so insensitive sometimes.

PS that kid with the red cape already has the gay hand.