Favorite Person in the World

She is the reason I watch The Real Housewives of Orange County. She is a goddess among the human race, a Sea Biscuit among the ponies, a Michael Jensen among the gays

When I have nightmares, the starring antagonist often possesses the eyes of Vicki Gunvalson. She has the eyes of the dark lord.

Im this video Vicki is talking about some fucking watch- Vicki, we all know satan doesn't need a watch! I watched(hah) it a few times, and I found it had the greatest terrifying effect when played with my hand covering up every part of her face except her crazy eyes.

Try that shit out, you won't be disappointed.